April 23, 2014 / 5:37PM

i’d like to say that i’m sitting back and relaxing with a glass of wine, but i’m really just sitting back and relaxing with a glass of sparkling apple cider…

sigh

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April 23, 2014 / 2:38PM 84,056 notes

falloutnovelli:

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

THIS IS IMPORTANT

(via lostloveshurt22)

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April 23, 2014 / 2:35PM 44,287 notes

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

(Source: fuckyeahfelines, via valenmorningwood)

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April 23, 2014 / 2:22PM 4 notes

Anonymous asked Why are you so angry?

you must be new here. i’m always angry.

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April 23, 2014 / 3:34AM 1 note

Anonymous asked Do you have any respect for others at all?

listen fuck face you caught me in a particularly bad mood. i’m anxious as fuck, i’m angry, i want to cut, and now is really NOT THE TIME TO MESS WITH ME. i respect the people who respect me. i don’t just fucking lay down and take it when people fuck me over. i fuck them over right back, because it’s what they fucking deserve. people talk about karma and all this shit, but karma never JUST HAPPENS. you have to fucking make karma happen. i make karma happen. if i have to feel agony and anger and pain every day of my life, then those who fucking caused it should as well.

now you have two options here. you can either limp away with your tail between your legs or you could come back, fuck with me some more, and get a large object shoved so far up your ass that you can taste it. 

the choice is yours, cunt bag.

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April 23, 2014 / 2:15AM 130,224 notes

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

YOU’RE STILL SUPER ATTRACTIVE

BUT I’M ALSO A CHEROKEE

what

bad things happen when family and tumblr mix

WHY IS IT SO FUNNY

HOW YOU SO PERFECT

LOOK AT IT

because i don’t know

I BET YOU BITCHES NEVER SAW THIS COMING

loli like how mine are pretty much all in caps

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April 23, 2014 / 2:07AM 1 note

Anonymous asked He sounds like a douche

lmao i’m so glad that someone sees this my way… he kind of is a douche. :P

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A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart

— My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

(Source: marrowack, via mutilatedmemories)

this would most definitely work on me

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April 23, 2014 / 2:04AM 1 note

cutegayboysex asked answer multiples of 5

thanks! for the message and the butt :P

5. Are you afraid of falling in love?

after my last relationship? terrified.

10. Do you like your phone?

for the most part. every time i get upset about it i just think about Louis CK’s rant on how people talk about their phones :P

15. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

a zoo!!! i love animals so much omg

20. When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? 

like an hour ago?

25. What’s on your mind?

grades. my scholarship. how big of a failure i am.

30. Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

Nope :P

35. Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

woohoo!! you go girl!

40. Have you ever cried over a text?

i’ve cried over a piece lint

45. Do you have a favorite pair of shoes?

yup! but they’re really beat up :(

50 was already answered :)

55. How is your hair?

Not bad. easy to take care of.

60. When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?

i’m not sure…

65. this time last year, can you remember who you liked? 

oh gosh… i think it was that guy from my research methods class

70. How many windows are open on your computer?

just two.

75. Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love with?

he’s a fucking asshole who decided to break my heart. this actually applies to all guys i’ve loved or almost loved :P

80. Have you ever fallen asleep in someone’s arms?

no :(

85. If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?

yes. very much. 

90. Have you ever trusted someone too much?

yeah… try everyone

95. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

nope!

100. Who was the last person that you pinky promised?

i have no idea

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April 23, 2014 / 1:55AM 1 note

darjeelingandcoke asked 11, 24, 50, 64

thanks friend! :)

11. Honestly, are things going the way you planned?

i mean. kind of. i’m on track to graduate next semester, but. i’m really not sure what to do with my degree, or my life. i don’t think i ever really took the time to figure myself out. i jumped into college before i was done with high school. idk. i think i just took it too fast.

24. Is there a certain quote you live by?

it’s not necessarily a quote, but the phrase “You are worth it,” is what’s helped me get this far. i think that whenever i want to cut, i feel worthless, i want to give up on my recovery, i’m upset, discouraged, feel ugly, etc.

50. Top 3 web-pages?

1. tumblr

2. facebook

3. bestfriends.org

64. What were you doing at 8 this morning?

sleeping! geez, that’s like the middle of the night…

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