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i am so in love and i cannot wait to fuck my boyfriend’s brains out

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SO. i am sick of subway. fucking sick of it. so for the past few days i’ve been looking for ways to make money from home. i’ve found a few transcription and data entry positions that would be able to get me through until i graduate. AND I WOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT ALL FROM HOME.

yeah. i’m fucking thrilled.

backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE


FUCKING NAILED IT

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

FUCKING NAILED IT

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4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

Why do some vegans get aggro about non-vegans calling themselves omnivores? Like that's literally what the general human diet is - some of everything?
Anonymous

if you wanna get technical, humans are omnivores because we can survive eating meat and plants. BUT humans have more herbivore characteristics than they do carnivore characteristics. humans can survive on a herbivore diet but NOT on a carnivore diet. so i guess we get upset because being an omnivore is a choice. having an herbivorous diet is beneficial to our health, the environment, and our animal friends.

so there ya go.

why did the toddler cross the road? to get to the other slide.
Anonymous

HA!!!!!

windypenguin:

tuiteyfruityundead:

i-like-the-tuna-here:

America, you do not exist in a vacuum.
Gun control works.
Higher minimum wage works.
Free health care works.
Free higher education works.

we know

too bad the government doesn’t